Once Upon a time when the world was more or less happy and laws were only there to keep people safe every one was happy.
One day, something changed in the world, something was amiss. People felt it and it was only noted by One and Other "I rememember when foods was bigger" said One "Don'ts be daft," said Other " foods always be d' same, It's just you've groaned up and you're 'ands is bigger!". One was definitely sure that the waggon wheel had gone down "What about dis Waggon Wheel dens? It's definit'ly smaller" said One " Dat's becuz someone let the air out" Other said. One looked puzzled "How do you let the air out of choc'lat'?" questioned One "Is dat d' same for me Wispa?" Other nodded, "Looks, I aints stupids, I can understand if they have put more hair ins but nots to take it out" One debated, "That's so's you have to buys it back for extra" the Other explained, "Hmm... that explains fat reduced and fat free products!!" One realized "Yes that's whys they charge you pay extras for milk, yogurts and cheese!" "That and the fact that they want to cuts down on obeseity" Other added "But I wants to choose whether I want to be fats or skinny!"complained One " Well you can't, your mind has been made up for you so lets just leave it at that"
Unfortunately things, just went from bad to worse, people started copying and pasting themselves onto one another (for arguements sake, people were becoming less of themselves and more of each other) this was because people were sick and tired of falling out with each other,no one could accept people as an individual and kept getting into fights and generally ending up in hospital. People were taught how to dress, talk, walk and act like one another, the world seemed to become darker. eventually everyone just gave up and joined one religion so no one would had to argue or fight about it. the world became darker still...
By now you ask "Poor people, how can it get any worse"? Honestly, you should never ask how can it get any worse due to safety reason...
No where was safe. Everyone was being watched by CCTV, phones were being checked and monitored, letters were gone through then resealed, the internet was being also monitored to check and collected information
Everyone was settling in to their dreary lives, they were sick of looking at themselves but they were coping.
"Looks at me" said One "What D' hell you wearings?!" exclaimed Other questionably, "It's some kind of sequined shirt"One told him, "With a zip up the back?" asked Other "Yes!" shouted one "And pink?"asked Other "Yes!" "Well... just as long as you know," "...You're wearing a dress" Other mumbled " Look, you can'ts wear that arounds here" Other told One " Why nots?!" screamed One "Because you're nots allowed" Other explained "Nots so loud? Why whoses gonna hear?"Said One frustrated. Other could see that he wasn't getting through, like he couldn't get through to Currys. "You're nots allowed to wears it because..." Other had to think " Its far too pretty for a place like this..." One looked around " I supposes your right, it far too glamorous to bees here"
Else where secret societys of people were meeting up, these societies taught people how to be themselves, even though people were dressed, walked and acted the same in secret they could be who ever they want to be mainly an individual. It was nice that these society encouraged people to be themselves and not to plaigerise each other. It was okay for the person to like what someone else like as long as the actually liked it and not because their mate did.
Everthing was going well until Political Correctness showed it's ugily head One said "What do we do now?" "There's nots much we cans do at the moment, all the fun has been taken out of ieverything" said Other "I'm boredes can we go watch some telly?" asked one " whats is there to watch? There's only educational programses on and alls the funs been removed now we have How to be a better citizen, the proper PC way...because sooooooos manys peoples have complaineded, they took alls the brilliant, cleverist writings off in cases theys offendeds someones..." said Other "All because of those miserable, miserable ba...""Oh, look a cat..."Said One
"Awe, it's one of dem fat," someone coughed "..ginger..." cough again "...ones..." " I'm sorry but I couldn't help overhearing you're convosation lad, and you're going to have to cough up one thousand pound" said the officer "Sorry," said One "I'm a little short..." "One thousand five hundred and an extra grand for wearing what you want"
And that's how the world ended up. No one spoke to anyone, T.V, radio, Phones, and the internet were abolished. Those who had the money could talk, but were limited to what they could say. Every one was everyone else. The underground societies continued their work, although there were few left, to help people to be themselves. Why would such a thing happen to our world?... Because some people don't have a sense of humour, some people just couldn't let it drop, some were easily offended and some got a kick out of complaining...So in the end we brought this upon ourselves, The only ones we can blame...is ourselves
