Monday 20 September 2010

HD Or 3D TV To Be?...

High Definition is great isn't it? Great picture good for the eyes... But what about the ammount of stress and pressure that is put upon set designers for crap T.V soaps like eastenders, coronation street emmadale hollyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....sorry must of fallen asleep( tactically on the Zed or Zee button) on my keyboard due to shear boredom of just even thinking about them. Anyway, in films that are in HD everything is going to have to extra inspected to ensure no stains on the costumes or dandruff on the costumes, no random bits on the sets, stars will have to make sure that they've had a wash, rid them selves of spots, zits also any skin conditions sorted. Films will have the same issues, if not more, more to worry due to the fact of special effects, considering things like: latex, explosions, wires, CGI, ( Oh my god, get CGI wrong on a film especially when its in HD and the whole film could be ruined for ever) Also HD could show up more camera crew and equipment in reflections, differenceses in props, vehicles, if you're lucky you may be able to see some cables hanging around. The other big problem is as I've mentioned before sets need to be spick and span. If it's a dirty film, as in in a cave, tunnel research lab, then additional dirt will have to be added, or else possibly just possibly, it'll just look like another set..

Now we get to the fun bit games, for you maybe, not for the developers. They spend most of their time doing Cut Scenes and Full Motion Videos Or Computer Generated Imagery the ( using their latest or someone elses' state of the art software and machinery) just to have the player go "skip". Don't worry though it's only months( could be years) and all the animation, modelling for the game. People wonder why developers are idol with their stories (maybe some are just idle... ) anyway, with all this new HD stuff around developers need to work harder on walls,doors, floors, sky, characters, vehicles, weapons, giving them better texture, physics and partical effects and sound (music,speech and effects) But while you are wizzing round killing bad guys you don't really get the time to admire at the grass swaying, walls dripping ,crumbling and sliding appart. You say "oh, that's brillant graphics" "Never seen a game like" (Good for you! appriciation at last) "Now, lets swap it for another one" (oh!...) And because they are working on higher spec machines, you're going to need one too. Theres more to it than you think.The technical wizards work very hard to bring you the best. They get shouted at, drink about 200 cups a day and hold their eyes open with matches to stay awake. They even possibly paint their eyes to look awake. (could this be why there are bugs and glitches in games) When they sleep they are still working... for what? you to cheat, skip, to say the games crap, you to throw a tantrom because you lost on a level or two or many and complain its too hard ( and then your 6 year old sister comes in and wipes the floor with the game and laughs in your face. ha ha!-include rasberry) it also gets you to get your mates together, lets your girlfriend release her anger, gives mum or dad, whoever... a break. They may re-use certain area, places, worlds, as they've possibly spent so much time on creating and ironing out bug glitches it would be a crime to only use it the once. Or they are just being awkward...
All im saying is just appreciate and admire what they have do. For you in glorious (3D) High Definition.
The same goes for CGI and model making.

And now for even more fun 3D TV and I go Ha ha ha. aha! ahaha! ahahaha hahaha!
Ha ha ha. aha! ahaha! ahahaha! hahaha! Ha ha ha!. Aha ahaha ahahaha hahaha. Ha! It will fall on it's flatscreen plasma or LCD face like it was set up by the ill trained staff members at Currys. Why will it fail, I hear you say? because it's a fad, the new in, it's a trend. It'll end up being over used. "Coming soon adverts, in amazing 3D, How Clean is your house in 3D, Life of grime 3D , Come Dine With Me 3D, Wife Swap 3D, Inside Out 3D, The Biggest Loser 3D, Gok Wan3D Kill It Cook It Eat It 3D Good Morning 3D with Phil and Fern watch your soaps in now not so amazing 3D. Watch sport in 3D" Hold on there's a thought; Sport in 3D... see all the action of 3D Hi Def footie players kicking the ball around sweating like no tomorrow, awkwardly placed cameras set in places in which some others wouldn't like to see, guys gobbing in neon green on the pitch. Also coming soon Cage fighting Swimming, Tennis, athletics in glorious (3D) High Definition.
Sick of seeing 3D this, 3D that? You will be. It's like when you listen to a song over and over or watch a movie over and over you get sick of seeing it, you get bored. And that's what it's going to be like, you'll see it in the paper in 3D, on your TV in 3D, on the radio with 3D sound. I haven't even told you the worse part... prolonged use will damaged your eyes. Some frightning thoughts for some and delightful thoughts for others. Everyone is different they have likes and dislike, dont be a sheep, life is not a flock. but follow me on my website and Twitter, or not, you can say no at any point in any situation the choice is up to you, and not a lot of people know that they have a choice. Have you ever heard someone be called weird or have you yourself been called weird? Take it as a compliment, it's a sign that you're an idividual and that's what we need more individual in this world it makes the world more interesting place to live) The only thing 3D will be good is the Nintendo 3DS (no stupid glasses needed!) and 3D is good for a day out at the cinema.

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