Speak English! A Commu(ity)cation Breakdown...

Dis time I's gonna put me blog into "street talk", sort of. It's to show you's what Emma Thomson was on about. cuz she ses dat dis kinda talk makes intel...intell... inter electrical peeple sound fik. Da problem now adays is dat you hav t' keep up wivs da lingo or peeple that dere's somthin wrong wiv you, if you's talking propa like. Da only fing wrong wid dis id dat peeple c'n finds it hard to employ you cuz they don't undastand wat you's is on about. I fink dat tex'in is making fings worser, cuz no wuns havin' a propa conversation(ow! Dat hurt!) no one is having one of those, cuz they've sed what they'z gonna say like. I fink fings things like eastenders donts helps cuz not everyone speaks like dat (I don't fink)in certain parts....
Da ova issue is once you starts to speak like dis it is very hard to get out of. Sometims it ends up comin' out in you's work like, so you get marks knocked of f'r spellin 'n' 'at rite? T' some peeple it c'n be a rite kick in da groins. Dat's coz it reely duz knock you's confidence cuz I's nose a few people who a problem in fillin in things like apillication forums 'n' dont's no wat it's all about or wat's being asked.
Me's not taking the piss 'm trying to show wat's dialogue (probably ) lucks like. Whens we rites fings down, we's see fings from anova lite or notha prospective. I's just likes ova peeple to fink fing thru, espically when they's really impotent (important) documentaries such as job appilications, benefit forearms cousil taxis and Bills. I knows pupils dont's like scool or collages but it's where you're main basic language comes from.
Da main problem iz when we dont's learn whens we finish school, den wivin a few years we's forgots wat we learn. if we dont's re-learn fings wat we learned faded away, Most of it, so wees can't rememba how to spell or do our maffs. Dis is baaaad, as dis becomes a problem, so wees starts to take our anger out on others.
Wats also gets me angry is whens people gets fings wrong, struggle wiv it or doesn't know, peeples calls others thick, thats c'n make me mad. as some people mite hav t' Miss school because they's got physical or mental problems or cud be looking afta a relative. No-one shud eva be called thik,stupid as this c'n make them angry, frustrated and affect dem l8r on in life finkin"I's no good, I's must be what dey say or why wud dey say it?" (Depression, anxiety, worry stress family probs, lack of sleep, overworked not eating well, egotisical people, people who may be jealous of what you have or what you can do. To name a few.)
So's if you's forgot somfink (altho a bit embarassin') asks or gets bucks on it. It's not "swatting" its learning life essensials.

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very interesting work. Check for spelling and grandma

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Mr Cabbages